Some of you don’t realize how important it is when you hold someone’s hand
one time i held this one guys hand for 10 minutes and it was super sweaty and it was getting sweatier by the minute so i tried to let go but he just kept holding my hand tighter and wouldn’t let me go and the more i tried the tighter he gripped my hand and i realized that i just dont want to hold peoples hands anymore and this is probably why i have a fear of intimacy
Beards are fantastic
They remind me of wizards
Can I touch your beard?
|Me at 16:||I need to go out all the time and hang out with my friends and party all night and go shopping and never sleep|
|Me at 21:||food internet sleep cats|
It’s not Expresso it’s Espresso
Me myself and all my cats: a documentary starring me, myself and all my cats.
|october 31st:||SPOOOOOOKKKKKY!!!!!!!!!!! buy candy and scaaaary costumes here!!!|
|november 1st:||JUST HEAR THOSE SLEIGH BELLS JINGLING RING TING TINGLING TOOOOOO|